I had formulated all these great things to post. Now, I'm sitting here looking at my newborn son, and I can't remember a single one of them.

This is what happens when you have a child...you think less clearly because you donate brain cells to your kid (don't argue biology with me on this) and your remaining cells are required for remembering when you last fed and changed him or her. Pretty sure I've heard this from multiple moms--particularly my sister-in-law Renee Schultz.

So, kids, remember...your parents donated some of those brain cells to you...give them a break!